13 December 2014

Take My Password, Please

Passwords have long been a problem, especially for people who have many accounts. They are also a significant chink in everyone's digital armor (relax; I'm not going to launch into a lecture on "strong passwords").

Now there are software "password managers," such as Dashlane. I am not singling them out for any specific reason; they just happened to come to my notice through a friend's Facebook posting. I expect any day now to see a news item that Dashlane's password manager software has been hacked, due to an unnoticed security defect. That will be followed by yet another surge of identity theft and bank account draining.

Let me make this real clear: NO SOFTWARE IS SAFE. The INTERNET IS NOT SAFE. (Take that, cloud vendors).

If you feel compelled to keep a digital list of your passwords, put them into a Word or Excel document, store that in a USB stick, and keep it in a safety deposit box (seriously). Or, write them on paper and put that in the box. And if that sounds paranoid, just Google "bank and retailer accounts stolen." If major corporations can't keep their data safe, what makes you think you can?

03 December 2014

Come Into My Parlor, Said The Internet To The Consumer

By now you (all of my gazillions of faithful followers) know my low opinion of Internet security. Actually, "Internet security" is really an oxymoron.

As this recent NY Times post points out, "There has been more than a 10,000-fold increase in the number of new digital threats over the last 12 years." And yet so many people continue to do so many things online; not only shopping, but banking and bill paying. And hackers are dining out on your private information: "Last year, over 552 million people had their identities stolen, according to Symantec, and nearly 25,000 Americans had sensitive health information compromised — every day — according to the Department of Health and Human Services. Over half of Americans, including President Obama, had to have their credit cards replaced at least once..."

Until companies pay more attention to security (simply hiring a Chief Security Office is not anywhere near enough), you better be a bit less enthusiastic about the Wonderful World of the Internet.

05 May 2014

I Don't Need No Stinking New Technology

"Obsolete" is a much-used word in techdom, implying that an "old" technology (from last year, say) is no longer of any use. But the truth is that, while faster, more, and cheap may still often be the case, something does not become obsolete as long as it does the job it was bought for, as this blog post from the SF Chronicle points out.

Fax machines, landline phones (got dropped cell phone call?), answering machine, alarm clocks, wrist watches, and even record players are still with us (NY Times). Yes, there are fewer of them, and they may perhaps someday actually be obsolete. But if it works and it ain't broken, despite what the technorati may say, you don't need the latest and greatest.

20 April 2014

All Zipped Up

Enduring, simple technology is all around us, but sadly, fashionistas and technologists just can't leave well enough alone.

As this fall down funny article in the NY Times from Delia Ephron shows, the zipper, which is over 100 years old, has been converted into a torture device. I have experienced the horrors she describes; standing in the rain and trying to zip my otherwise excellent raincoat while getting drenched.

Just say "no" to those who would "improve" or "modernize" simple technologies.

08 April 2014

Smart Machines, Smart Crooks, Dumb Us

Right, let's add technology to all these devices so that, among other things, they can fail in spectacular ways or, worse, gather information for crooks, as noted in the NY Times. - Anything you can do, I can hack.

Time for all those technoids out there to consider how to protect their Frankenstein devices rather than eating lunch at the right places in Palo Alto and Mountainview, and rubbing shoulders with VCs.

31 March 2014

Phone Home

By now everyone has heard more than they want to about the lost Maylaysian Airlines plane. What makes no sense is the method used to allow the black box to send "pings" so a plane underwater can be found. It depends on a battery with a limited life as well as the fact that the black box will sink along with the rest of the plane. And as if that weren't enough, the battery needs to be stored under proper conditions or it won't work properly.

Now all modern cars have airbags which deploy on impact. It seems to me that it would be simple to attach a device (preferably a couple of them at least) to a plane that would be deployed on impact and could float. Even if it wasn't tethered to the plane, like a buoy, it would still indicate about where the plane went in. And it could be made so it would be resistant to drifting, so it would stay close to the spot.

I make this idea freely available to anyone. No thanks necessary.

28 March 2014

Not So Smart Phones

So the "mobile" era is upon us. Land lines are being discarded, apps are ruling our personal and business lives. So saith the usual suspects. Meanwhile, back in the real world, crappy apps and bad connections are ruling our personal and business lives.

"Smartphone users are frustrated and deprived by bad service, including slow application load times and frequent service crashes."

This insight comes from Crittercism, which says it monitors real world apps running on smart phones. NY Times

And if that doesn't make your day, there is also the fact that smart phone operating systems regularly crash, especially under the load of apps doing such useful things as Candy Crush and Facebook.

So the next time the pundits say a new era is upon us, stop and think for a moment about the fact that, in this case at least, "past performance may indicate future results."

17 March 2014

All You Can Steal Buffet

The total loss of privacy continues as company gather "big data" and then lose it to crooks who belly up to their systems and steal them blind while screwing ordinary folks like you and me. Check out this grim graphic from Bloomberg Business Week.

At this rate, everyone in the US will have their identity stolen. Welcome to the Brave New World.

06 March 2014

A Good Password Is Hard To Find

Of course, if you forget your password, it shouldn't take 8 years to recover it, as it apparently did for the New Delhi police ;-)

23 January 2014

Drive, He Said

There are some benefits and quite a few drawbacks to turning cars into computers, not the least of which is that any computer can be hacked. As Click & Clack point out on their "Car Talk" site, hackers can alter "your car’s black box data, rolling back the odometer, changing a VIN number, or, worse, accessing someone else’s car to steal it or even make it crash?"

In Dec2013, "hackers Charlie Miller and Chris Valasek (working legit with the Defense Department) demonstrated they could gain remote access to the electronic control units (ECUs) in both a Toyota Prius and a Ford Escape, control the brakes, gas pedal, steering wheel and even the infotainment system."

And "Tom Kowalick, who chairs a black box group at the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE), says people are routinely hacking into those boxes, which are similar to event data recorders on airplanes, using cheap devices bought on the Internet. Why? So they can alter entries that show them speeding, or failing to apply the brakes before an accident."

Stop the car, Hal. I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

25 December 2013

Reading You

It is ironic that people are so up in arms (and rightly so) about the NSA's invasion of privacy, but few seem to realize, or if they do, protest, that the digital world is steadily invading your privacy in ways the NSA can only dream of.

As this NY Times article shows, e-books gather information on what you read and the ways you read. I've already been exposed to this through my Kindle, which sends information to Amazon whenever I add or delete books, even those not purchased from Amazon, slowing down the operation of the device and generally pissing me off. But that is nothing compared to the intrusive things these start ups want to do/are already doing.

Google reads your mail - "Gentlemen do not read other gentlemen's mail." Henry Stimson, Secretary of State, 1929-33

Amazon reads your purchases.

Facebook reads your friends, likes, and posts.

Maybe there should be more protesting about this invasion of privacy by corporate persons, since among other things, it allows the NSA to read all that stuff without having to go to the time or expense of gathering it.

07 December 2013

Back To The Past

Big government has many technology problems, including huge failed IT roll outs and conversions. But an even more fascinating problem is the continued use of technology only found elsewhere in museums, such as floppy disks (yes, those) by The Federal Register. NY Times

So next time you're faced with getting data off of obsolete media, check with the local government offices first rather than some expensive tech specialists; they may just have what you need, and not in a storage closet, but in everyday use.

02 December 2013

Metaphors Embedded In Technology

Humans are, generally, conservative, not in politics (although that may also be true) but in their cultural likes and dislikes. And so ebooks are adopting the book metaphor to get reluctant readers aboard. NY Times

Early TV adopted many of the features of movies and especially theater, as did the early movies, which were mainly (except for a few innovative directors) filmed plays.

It will be interesting to see what happens as ebooks evolve. I suspect one place where we might see the future of ebooks is in graphic novels, many of which have broken out of the narrative sequence of books, and even the frames of comics.

18 November 2013

Drugs Just Want To Be Sold

The sale of banned items is as old as organized society, but until the Internet it was a niche with complex distribution and physical points of sale. And yet government still tries to play Whack-A Mole, attempting to shut down such things as Canadian drugs at way cheaper than US prices, gambling, and various "dark" markets, including the infamous Silk Road, run by the Dread Pirate Roberts. NY Times

But just as, in legal markets, there are always those in banks and Wall Street seeking to push the limits for the sake of making buckets of dough, there are those, in illegal markets, who will do the same. It would be simpler, cheaper, and more efficient to legalize and regulate/tax drugs, because the Internet will continue to make it easy for frictionless commerce.

15 November 2013

One Way To Steal Them All

A lot of people seem to be excited about One Coin device, which stores all your account numbers on a single device. What they seem to be forgetting is how easy that makes it for thieves to steal everything at one time. And no matter what One Coin says about security, remember that all those banks and retailers and other whose sites were hacked (Adobe, anyone?) claimed they had rock solid security too.

My advice? Forget flashy new tech and stick to old-fashioned credit cards swipes.

21 October 2013

Oxymoron

The Federal government is the home of the most big failed IT projects in history. You would think that by now they would have learned their lesson, but sadly, the latest example is the online health insurance signup, as shown in this NY Times article.

Now, online signup has been around forever (or at least since the start of the Internet), and should be a no brainer. But, as always, the government decided to build its own (mistake #1), use the usual legions of contractors (mistake #2), and not do any standard load analysis (mistake #3). Result, of course, has been near disaster as well as huge cost over runs and overly complex plans to "fix" the mess.

"Buy, don't build." They could have simply bought a sign up system from another insurance organization, such as, for example, Kaiser which has a system large enough to suit. But, no, we're the government and we do our own thing.

13 October 2013

I'm From The Government, And I'm Here To Help

Yet more sad examples of the inability of government (especially the Feds, but true at all levels) and other institutions to project manage IT rollouts, with the usual consequences: cost and time over runs, breakdowns, people locked out from badly needed services, and the usual excuses from the usual suspects.

Obamacare - NY Times (they should have at least studied all the problems of portals from years ago)

Food assistance in 17 states - NY Times

Online college applications - NY Times

There is no excuse for technology failures of this kind, except, of course, for ignorance and incompetence.

23 August 2013

Complex Systems Are Prone To Unexplainable Failures

"Complex systems are prone to unexplainable failures." Fail-Safe, Eugene Burdick and Harvey Wheeler (1962)

So the Nasdaq had a pricing problem and was turned off for 3 hours. NY Times And as the article points out, this is only the latest in a long series of glitches, crashes, and "technical problems." Trading is becoming all electronic and the electrons are created and transmitted by technological systems so complex that no one understands them and finds it hard, if not impossible, to fix when they blow up.

The stock market is only one place where technology is taking over. Manufacturing is becoming more a process of robots, cars are computers with wheels, appliances have a mind of their own, and communication is now a "feature" of the Internet. So we should not be surprised that technology, which is, after all, built by fallible humans, fails suddenly and, sometimes, catastrophically.

26 July 2013

Security Is So Last Century

Everyone should do online banking and give up their credit card numbers, right? Well, that big sucking sound you hear is the Russian mafia draining your bank accounts and using your credit cards. - NY Times

These guys made it look easy, and it was. How could major retailers and banks, who supposedly have IT security people and worry about their customer's data (they do, don't they?) been like corner candy stores knocked over by a smash and grad 2-bit thief? Simple - the Internet is not secure, never will be, and all the laws and regulations are meaningless because the people who suffer -- you and me -- are not the corporate persons whose technology security proved full of holes like Swiss cheese. Make them suffer and perhaps they will get more serious about security.

29 June 2013

Zombie Tech

Yes, it is sad when a once-triumphant technology falls to earth, as Blackberry has done so elegantly (NY Times). But it is even sadder when people and businesses hang on to that technology, ignoring the fact that they have better and cheaper options.

So get over it, all you Crackberries out there, and find a new technology to hug.

25 May 2013

Hard To Remember Passwords

Everything has unintended consequences, including public policies, laws, and, of course, technology.

Moving financial transactions online, as this NY Times article shows, may perhaps save time and make you more efficient (although often less secure), but it can also wall off accounts from people who should have access, such as your heirs or people who need to handle your affairs in case you are incapacitated.

A lot of the living people affected by this problem are of a generation where the automatic assumption is that paper documents are all that is required, forgetting that financial institutions went online to, among other things, save the money associated with creating and mailing paper. And many people don't bother to download a copy of the records, leaving them frozen in an institution's databases.

Yes, this makes estate planning a little bit more complicated, but I'm sure you would rather work a bit more than block your heirs from inheriting.

20 May 2013

3D Printing Will Not Save The World

Quite a few recent articles have gushed over the availability of cheaper 3D printers, which can turn out custom-shaped items, mostly in plastic, but sometimes of other materials. Bloomberg Business Week says it "will transform modern industry."

Once you stop hyperventilating, the reality hits. Most things are not made entirely of one substance, which means that making them would require either retooling for each material, or having multiple printers, sometimes to make small runs. Yes, 3D printers could lead some clever folks to make some things entirely out of plastic, but that is a small subset of all manufactured products.

And Business Week admits that widespread use of 3D printing (assuming that were even possible) could reinforce the trend in manufacturing to use technology, not people, to make stuff.

And even worse, many of the articles show 3D printers making things that contribute to the use of oil to make plastic, rather than reduce the stuff people buy.

10 May 2013

Anything You Can Do, I Can Use For Gain

All those out there who sing the praises of technology as the best thing since sliced bread and the solution to all our problems simply don't know anything about the history of technology. Every technology has been used for evil as well as good since the first hominoid picked up a rock.

As this NY Times article shows, clever, innovative thieves can easily use technology for illegal purposes. And make it more efficient as well, looting thousands of ATMs of millions of dollars in a few hours. And they took advantage of outsourcing as well, both debit card processors and foot soldiers to visit the ATMs - what a business school case this makes.

02 May 2013

Keep Your Cell Phone Close

It is ironic that mobile companies and handset manufacturers, who consider themselves part of the tech elite, ignore possible solutions to an epidemic of stolen cell phones. NY Times But of course, it is simple greed, both because they don't want to spend for a technology solution and because they really, really don't give a damn about their customers.

Those of you out there of the geek persuasion might want to consider this a business opportunity.

29 April 2013

Let The Technology Do The Thinking - Not!

The techs that do lightspeed computer-driven trading got hijacked by a fake tweet, and cratered the stock market - NY Times. Those of you who read science fiction would have never become so dependent on computers, but guess these folks are too obsessed with making mountains of money to think things out, or maybe they just left the thinking to the computers.